Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

Chapter 169: Shameless Gudako

The way to participate is quite simple. Just take out your freeload coupons and click "join."

The process is easy and very user-friendly.

As for whether to participate in this racing event, there is no need to consider it at all. Gudako directly reached into her own skirt pocket... reached in... reached in?

Gudako habitually tried to retrieve something from her skirt pocket. However, as she stretched her hand out, what she touched was not her familiar pocket but the tight pocket of her jeans. In that moment, Gudako's heart and lungs seemed to stop for an instant.

At this moment, Gudako felt an immediate chill in her heart. She suddenly remembered what had happened during the battle with the cat and dog. What exactly occurred?

She recalled that she had... seemingly changed into jeans while borrowing a wig, and the reason for changing into jeans... was because she had used her skirt as a weapon.

Gudako took a deep breath, her face a mix of stomachache and sorrow, she cried out, "Where are my freeload coupons?!"

"Wuwah, what's wrong with you now?" C Chulainn scratched his head, not understanding why Gudako was making such a fuss.

"Huff~!" Gudako covered her head and took a few steps back, trembling all over. She wanted to say something but couldn't manage any words. Instead, she ended up expelling all the air from her lungs, almost fainting due to lack of oxygen.

Seeing Gudako's distress, Mashu hurriedly went to support her. "Sen... Senior, what's wrong with you?!"

"My skirt... is gone..."

"Skirt? Leaving aside the fact that you are already wearing pants, even if you really want to change into a skirt, you can just go to a shop and permanently borrow one," Mashu said, a little puzzled as to why Gudako was so sad at this moment.

It's not like she lost her clothes, so what's there to be afraid of?

In Gudako's Mystic Code, almost all the effects were concentrated on her clothes.

The skirt was the least important part, with only a slight increase in defense due to Magecraft. It was basically no different from ordinary clothes, so even if she lost it, there was no need to worry.

Even if it was lost, as Mashu had said, she could simply go to a clothing store and get one for free. There was no need to be so heartbroken about it.

"But my freeload coupons were inside..." Gudako said, covering her face in sorrow.

She was careless. At that time, she was worried that Spike might snatch her wig, so she exploded in anger. She wrapped Saint Quartz around her skirt and directly attacked Spike's head.

Then... then her skirt shattered, and she casually threw it away. If she remembered correctly, she probably threw it onto Mashu's shield.

"Oh, this..." Hearing Gudako's words, Mashu couldn't help but tilt her head and a drop of cold sweat rolled down her forehead. "You truly are something."

Mashu felt that no one could surpass her senior in terms of the ability to mess up at the last minute. If someone could be more prone to mishaps than her senior, what kind of existence would that be?

"Damn you! Give me back my freeload coupons!" Gudako covered her face and continued in sorrow. Not just from her expression, but her heart-wrenching voice also conveyed her despair at this moment.

You see, she had just staked all her points and even the life of one of her Servants to obtain those 800 points!

But now, before she could even warm up her points, they vanished because of her enraged attack on Spike.

Just thinking about her actions earlier, when she attacked Spike while holding her skirt in an attempt to retrieve her wig, made Gudako want to smack herself in the face.

Now, not only did she fail to reclaim her wig, but she also lost all her hard-earned 900 points.

If she could go back in time, there was no doubt her first choice of weapon would be C Chulainn. Attacking with C Chulainn wouldn't lead to any loss.

"Didn't I tell you! You pulled the skirt off my butt!" C Chulainn said in grievance, turning around to face Gudako and pointing to his rear.

Sure enough, there was a palm-sized piece missing from C Chulainn's pants.

Clearly, when Gudako pulled the skirt stuck to C Chulainn's butt, she accidentally tore off a small piece of his pants, revealing his pink, Red Archer-embroidered boxers.

To be honest, C Chulainn was also feeling hopeless now. His turnaround rate must be one hundred percent.

No, one hundred percent might be an understatement. It should be one thousand percent!

"I wasn't talking about you, you idiot. I was talking about that Schrdinger!" Gudako said irritably, continuing to mournfully look at her exposed lower half without the skirt.

Upon hearing Gudako's words, C Chulainn suddenly had an epiphany and said, "Oh, oh, I thought you were talking about me as that 'dog thing'...?" However, halfway through his sentence, he felt something was off. He had a nagging feeling that he was being scolded. No, being scolded wasn't the main issue. The real problem was why, when Gudako mentioned the term "dog thing," he immediately felt like she was referring to him?!

"So, what do we do now, senior? Should we go back and search for it?" asked Mashu.

"Go back? Are you kidding? That's too dangerous," Gudako firmly shook her head at Mashu's suggestion. She didn't want to risk running into Schrdinger while trying to retrieve her freeload coupons. If she encountered Schrdinger again, she felt that this time she would definitely lose.

No, it was beyond feeling; she was absolutely certain she would lose!

"If we don't go back, what should we do about the freeload coupons?" Mashu inquired.

"Hehehe, don't worry," Gudako crossed her arms in front of her, exuding confidence and composure as she chuckled a few times.

Seeing Gudako's self-assured smile, Mashu, despite her belief that something might go wrong, was still surprised. "Eh? Does that mean, senior, you already have a plan?"

"Exactly," Gudako replied, extending her finger towards C Chulainn, who was covering the hole in his pants. She looked smug as she said, "The solution lies with you, C Chulainn!"

Hearing Gudako mention him, C Chulainn pointed at himself with a puzzled expression, "Huh? You mean me?"

Approaching C Chulainn, Gudako gently placed her hand on his shoulder and smiled softly, saying, "That's right. Don't you have a freeload coupon? Hand it over~."