Chapter 102: Never go for the man's pride, the heavens will punish.
Chapter 102: Never go for the man's pride, the heavens will punish.
Agitated, Lucro didn't even wait for another second to release his demon form, his hair turned black along with the typical red demon eyes, his tan skin almost made me jealous.
Should I go for a tan? Maybe I can take Lucy with me to the beach.
Anyway, now that those fodders are dead I should take care of the main actor of the scene.
"So you gonna attack or no? Or are you gonna stare at me?" I mean I know that I am the most attractive person in this realm, still, he doesn't have to glare at me with his eyes bloodshot cuz that is really scary!
Honestly, I am a bit surprised how no males have tried to woo me, just informing, I am fully straight.
A knowing smirk came upon my face, electricity can be used in so many great ways even I hadn't thought of them before.
After reading some human novels I came upon a realization and thought of implying them to myself.
Humans might be the worst, disgusting and ugly creatures but I can't deny that some of them have a very vast imagination.
I genuinely fell in love with many of their piano and violin classics, the paintings were quite average, if they were fairies there is a possibility that their paintings could become something really remarkable and pleasing to the eyes.
So basically I used electricity in my nerves to flow faster and yeah blah blah blah my dao of bullshit is fully comprehended, so that is how I can think faster.
It is like how in animes of the human realm, a person has 100 thoughts when only a second pass in reality.
Oh, the little bastard has finally started acting up.
He rushed towards me in order to land a feint, as soon as he came forward he ducked low enough to go for the crotch.
There are two places to never go for.... the face and the pride of a man!!!
ICE RELEASE!! BLOOD SCYTHE!!
"You are dead!!" Rael took a step back, sliding through the ice, and swang the scythe downwards towards the lower part of his body.
*Kaching!*
A piece of flesh fell on the ground.
It was his leg.
I will go for his pride now.
He groaned as he leaped back in the air staring at me with hateful eyes. Suddenly the aura around him changed as multiple portals appeared.
Space magic?
From among all those portals, numerous swords flowed out like as if rain falling from the skies.
He had a deep smirk etched upon his face, I miscalculated, he is formidable at least this attack, I don't even think my ice will be able to withstand.
Oh, wait!
Why didn't I think of this before?
I have the perfect counter for this, damn I am smart!
"Mira come out!!" I yelled in order to eject my wife from my Soul Sea.
Obediently she came out from the Soul Sea and as soon as she was released she started cursing me.
What did I do now?
Her face was mingled with joy which turned into shock because of seeing all the flying swords towards her.
Knowing her she tried her best to not express her emotions but I could clearly feel that she was cursing me.
I will have to give her a good reward later, this time with her fellow sisters.
She opened up her right palm as all the swords rushed towards her almost magnetic. Then her beautiful voice resounded, it was calmer than what I had expected.
"Blackhole."
From where Mira was standing, darkness had become like a plasmic solid substance that gradually showering down while rumbling, it seemed like a fierce dark beast that was consuming everything that stood in it's way.
Even the air in the surroundings has started to get sucked in.
She then smiled slightly looking at the shocked face of Lucro.
Lucro was in a very bad state, his mana was overextended just by using the magic, it had taken a very heavy toll on his body.
According to my calculations, he would not be able to use mana for a year.
After all, using advanced space magic spells cost a lot, and everything related to mana has a repercussion.
"Mira! Go for the D! The D!!" I screamed in the distance, does that bastard think he can escape divine retribution?!
He is going to suffer for aiming at my crotch!!
My beautiful wife here will make sure of it, how can I satisfy her if I don't have my pride right?
The aura around Ruri had changed quite a bit as she looked at Lucro with utter hatred.
'Try to castrate my husband?! I will make you wish you never had a dick!!'
Suddenly she smirked and smacked all the nerves in her body calm.
Lucro felt that the intense pressure was getting stronger at this time. His eyes pierced through the light in her palms and he realized that light particles were gathering near it
It gradually grew and became a more and more massive sea of light where the borders nearly could not be seen.
She muttered, her voice malicious than ever before.
"Whitehole."
All of a sudden like as if a rebound, all the swords flushed out from the white hole, all aimed towards his pride.
No missing this opportunity I quickly restrained him using ice binds and looked at his face with an amused smile anticipating what his reaction would be.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGFFFFHHHHH!!!!!" He wailed in pain as tears crept out of his eyes. His face which was usually stoic was now instead filled with intense pain.
Now just the finishing touch is needed.
Manipulating my spiritual energy I formed my saint sword intent and cut his head in half.
Lucro was dead.
Pretty anti-climactic.
I then turned to look at Mira who was looking at his dead body with a bloodthirsty smile.
"Mira!" I yell, starting to walk towards her.
Mira raised her head and her gaze fell on me.
Her eyes had dark circles under them, probably from sleep deprivation and they looked red and puffy as if she was crying recently.
I could hear her muttering my name, her eyes transfixed on me. And the next moment, I found her already running towards me at full speed, fresh tears starting to fly out of her half-closed eyes.
I stop moving at once and open up my arms, intending to hug and kiss my wife the moment she would reach me.
Instead of hugging me, she slammed her body against mine, knocking me onto the ground. Then, before I could realize what's happening, she climbed over my stomach and starts throwing fake punches at me as hard as she could.
"Stupid!! Why do you always call me when you need something from me." She says while sobbing heavily and throwing some extra hard punches at the same time, her words were not even clear for me to hear but I could make out nevertheless from her lips.
Her tears splashed across my chest and her body shook above me. I could tell that she was releasing all the anger, fear, and worry that accumulated inside her for the last few days.
"I am sorry I promise to spend time with you later," I smiled bitterly, I have been neglecting my girls. All of them need my love.
Instantly, she stopped, her face filled with joy and love and her body started to quiver a bit.
"P-promise?" She stuttered a bit was able to ask properly.
"Nah, I am just messing with you," I say with a laugh while quickly using this chance to rise up and hug her tightly.
"I HATE YOU!" She shouted, crying even more loudly than before while struggling to get out of my grasp.
But I didn't let her go. Instead, I started to kiss every exposed part of her skin I could find; her cheeks, ears, nape of the neck everything.
And after a few minutes being like this, she finally calmed down and hugs me back tightly, though still crying her eyes out.
"Obviously I will spend time with you, we can go on a date, eat ice cream and go for shopping, I will buy whatever you choose and will also let you dress me up..."
I proudly declared although I said with confidence from the inside I had a brooding feeling and second thoughts about letting her dress me up.
Well, at least she is not like Snakey and Lucy....right?
After getting to know Snakey a bit I came to know that she wanted to dress me up badly in almost every type of cloth.
She even showed me doujins in which I was there, the worst part was that my partner in it was Puck.
I almost vomited due to it and was brought back when we went for another round during the night.
Mira's face was mingled with both joy and shock.
I am already getting scary vibes.
"It's a promise alright!" She huffed.
I sighed looking at her antics,
"Yes yes."
She then suddenly took me by surprise by pressing her sweet lips against mine. My eyes widened and my body moved on instinct.
I kissed her back, suddenly I felt my lust erupt inside every fiber of my being. Maybe because I have been repressing my lust since I awakened my sealed memories.
Shortly after, we broke the kiss. I took a deep glance at Mira's face which was huffing as steam came out from her ears. Her tongue was sticking out as she coughed a bit.
Seeing her like that I couldn't help but push her down onto the ground. The best part was that currently, we were in a battleground where my classmates were present although fainted.
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Today I told my best friend that I had a crush on his girlfriend and now I no longer feel guilty! I feel free! I want to party!