Chapter 11: Bossy bitch
Chapter 11: Bossy bitch
Once again, our little innocent Sharazad misunderstood something. She thought her husband-to-be escaped her because matters of the heart.
But reality is much, MUCH MORE disappointing!!!
Sometime, in the middle of the blue sky of Kuoh City, a deep and ancient voice could be heared in almost evry person's ear:
"FINALLY, I CAN WATCH PORN AGAIN!!!"
Think about it, even if Tarek is a 30 old man, he is a failed adult, a pervert and a porn addict. Mal is a boy in the prime of 'youth'. Every being, even an interdimensional fusion has it flaws. These people for the sake of their country, spend 3 years of their life with a muscular and sweaty man getting beaten the hell up.
'I didn't even have the guts to jack off when I was alone. What hell! I like Vegeta-san, but I really hope we won't do that again.'
And there he comes to backward country, without even the internet. His 'civizilation' advancement project was also because of this.
'I can't live in a civilization not advanced enough to have porn. Umu! Umu!'
Alone in the sky, a blue portal slowly closing behind him, he slowly enjoyed the calm of a peaceful town. His dark green blue robe fluttering in the wind, his turban around his head also playing along. He seemed like a hegemon in deep thought:
'There is still sometime until the Rating Game between Rias Gremory and Sairaorg Baal, I am sure Shahrazad will handle the Empire well, she have always been the capable one. Sure, I can't get some rest until that time.'
'I can't actually go rent porn or even search for it.'
When he tought about how Vali's reputation got ruined just by commenting he liked butts more than boobs, he got chills all over his body.
'I am representing an Empire, I can't have that on me! Well let's leave that to the night. I have to meet this guy Issei!'
Marek loved people of Issei charcter like Issei, that could lay his lives for his beliefs, but could be fun to be around too:
'Well, that would change me from Vegeta.'
He slowly descended, a tinge of excitement on his face. He advanced, the wind getting some hair on his covered forehead. When he got to the school, he felt like a clown being stared. Yet he didn't care for it. He continued advancing in the direction of the biggest building.
'Sigh, Walking is so boring'
He slowly and steadily advanced in the direction of Kuoh High School, hiding his tail under his robe. Yet he still looked completely out of place, his exotic clothing, his foreign face, his lean and well-endowed frame and most of all his lightly spiked up long hair. Even if his face was rather plain, there was too many weird things on him!! He had the demeanor and gusto of a monarch. Just as he was about to step in a group of girls got in his way:
"Hello, mister. May I know the reason of your presence."
The first to take the lead was well-mannered girl with an obvious great bearing, she had cute sunglasses on her sharp eyes, giving her a smart vibe. He already knew who she was. But he was awestruck but other stuff:
'What's wrong with those women? They aren't doing anything but the raw sexual appeal they have is breathtaking. Its like talking to a succubus. Those devil women are dangerous, too dangerous!!'
Marek wasn't even completely comfortable around women in general, this empowered one were obviously way too much too handle. Yet he kept his prideful demeanor:
"I came here on a diplomatic mission. But I wish to board this school to discover this country's culture."
He spout blatant lies with a straight face. He tought he did a fairly good job, yet they seem shocked and supscious:
"What is the matter? I hear this school, always integrates foreign students"
Sona Sitri touched lightly her glasses before saying:
"Senpai, this is the High school section, shouldn't you at the University Campus?
-University? I am obviously 17 years old! What are you spouting, woman!'
His voice carried a little irritation. There were various angry reactions on the Sitri peerage. But Marek still continued:
"And why are you asking this many questions? Do you think you are actually running this school? Huuh?!"
He then immediately bypassed her, like she was air. Marek was obviously irritated, he was already quite annoyed by acting like a normal human, but this girl had to shime in and make the things more difficult. He only wanted to get in here and find Issei, Matsuda and Motohama. For he only found value and fun in this three people. Yet this Student President came thinking she can walk over him like she does with those gullible teens. He was obviously overreacting. Marek would never admit even in his death, but three years with Vegeta rubbed of him a lot. Combine that with his innane Legendary Saiyan pride, his disposition as an Emperor: He became short-tempered with people he considers irrelevant, prideful and completely unable to tolerate any sign of authority from other people. So a person like Sona Sitri was exactly the kind who shouldn't talk to the Emperor, he spouted:
"Women acting all bossy. Know your place!"
'Only my wives are allowed to boss me around!'
Sona only clenched her fists as she controlled the anger welling up in her heart, yet the air started getting more humidified as particles of water started floating in the air. The others also assembled their magical powers. If the restriction on not harming humans was not, they would have already attacked him by now. Marek stopped in his tracks, his Saiyan spirit completely swimming in his own anger, he tought:
'Just try, try attacking, little shit. See if I won't personally bring your head to Serafall!'
But her just and kind heart saved her life, she only said:
"We only did our duties as the Student Council, we are sorry if we were rude in anyway."
He didn't even give her a second look before saying:
"Good save. Little girl"
He stormed out. Every student in the building saw this fight, their hand were all their dropped jaws. This guy actually lectured The President like that! Souna Sitri was shaking with anger! Even in the world of devil she had never been this humiliated! Her peerage had their eyes red with anger as they were all dying to know who is this jerk! Marek in his deep green robe, with his spiked hair looked like an untamable beast. Rias and Issei and others were in the Demon World for the Oppai Dragon play, but The church Trio and Akeno were there. Xenovia who was the one who admired school life and the Kaicho the most was about to teach a lesson, but she was stopped by Akeno. She actually just saved her life. In his actual Saiyan anger, even if he liked her in his previous life, he would immediately take her life. He would kill her, then mourn her after. Akeno spoke:
"He isn't simple. The reason why people love and listen to Kaicho and Rias is that they have the bearing and manners of one of the oldest aristocratic families in the Underworld. They exude natural charisma and authority that other people don't. Yet, this man doesn't even take it in his eyes. He only even looked at her once and never even spared her another stare. This man's pride is like a Dragon's! He should be at the top of the Human World.
-But! ButHe was so rude!
-Yes, I need to uphold the lord justice!
-I will help you too, Kaicho is my friend too.
-Lets end it here. We can't harm humans, anyway.
The Church Trio only sighed as they looked at the silhouette going its way. After wandering he finally found his way and began the procedure of inscription. Actually, it wasn't that difficult. To allow people coming from other faction to study here. Abroad procedures got extremely lax. He paid the fee in gold pieces, but that also wasn't a problem. He will begin tomorrow for a week stay, but that didn't stop him from his objectives.
By the end of the day he was already bothers with the Matsuda and Motohama duo, they kept leering at the girls, grinning while watching ecchi shows, playing super weird guessing games with their three size. The Emperor always loved men who were true to their desire, to their self, without a care for others feelings and opinions. Because he, also was someone like that, who fought against prejudice and rose up. The three of them run around the courtyard, the two of them even skipped classes to welcome 'their new brother in their road'. Actually, they felt a little abandoned by Issei who was always in his Hot Ladies club.
"What are you doing all here?"
But fun was here to end. As they kept fantasying about all the girls in school, Marek who has having fun just watching them, and finally having access to hentai, heard an angry noise. The two of them escaped as they told him to follow them, but Marek stayed behind for he knew who was the owner of the voice:
"It is good that it was you who found me first, Azazel-sensei.
-How is your Japanese so fluent? You are a foreigner.
-You are also a foreigner, Azazel-sensei.
They both started laughing.
"Could we stop all this charade, who are you? What is your purpose coming here?"
An irritated voice resonated as another beauty walked out behind, with a teacher's get up.
"Oh, It's the Valkyrie. Its seems the little Crimson Princess is back or is that from the Thunder Prietress angry for her friend."
When he said that, the looks on all their faces became solemn. Azazel spoke calmly:
"So that's why you shocked the Sitri princess, so you could draw us out."
When he heard that he started madly laughing:
"Don't interrupt my time with my brothers, to spout such stupid gibberish. If the Sitri princess didn't say the right words, her head would serve as a fucktoy for my dogs."
Extreme anger!
Azazel clenched his fists tightly as he breathed deeply. Even the collected Rossweiss was at her wits end. He decided to probe:
"Are you sure you could handle the consequences? I know someone who would be pretty mad.
Marek knew what he wanted to do but he gave him what he wanted, for its served his prupose too, so he gloated and laughed as he said
"If Serafall came, then the Underworld would likely have to mourn yet another Maou!"
'Who does he think he is? Talking about a Maou with such condescendence.'
Rossweiss had cold sweat in her back, just thinking about the consequences of something like Sona's death. And he treated like nothing! Indeed! Who does he think he is ?
But Azazel stil need to probe more:
"And about the Underworld retaliation?"
He laughed as anger was deeply ingrained in his every sound he only responded:
"Then there is no need for the devils to exist anymore!"
He then disappeared right in front of Azazel, in a speed he couldn't even begin to understand, he reappeared his hand on his exposed chest, like it was the easiest thing. From close, his body looked more imposing and his spiked hair gave him a wild aura :
"For even if I came in peace and for striking a deal with your alliance, with fun and enjoyment in mind, nobody can act like a bossy bitch in front of me, 'Azazel-sensei'." Azazel was still in daze; he didn't even see him move! Such strength as such a young age!
'What a monster!'
Rossweiss who saw the leader of Grigori allow such a close strike without even the capacity to retaliate was in daze.
'Such speed!'
Suddenly a guenine smile appeared on his face:
"Is Ise back?"
All the tension was broken by his childish question, Azazel asked:
"Why?
-Well. I will take the boys to the STRIP CLUB!! It's time for them to see some real skin!! This Emperor's treat!
'Its time for me too, but let's not dwell in that'
Rossweiss's face became completely red as she saw how shamelessly he annouced it.
'Sitri-sama only asked a few questions and he got mad. He demands such strict disciplines from others , yet he wants to go to such places with underage students! How shameless!'
And then he passed his arm around Azazel's shoulders asking
-Tell, Ise that we will be waiting for him. And Azazel, you do know some good places don't you, if you could tell me. I will owe you one."
Azazel didn't know whether to laugh and cry as he spouted everything he knows.
He laughed as he turned around:
"Tell Ise I will be waiting for him, we will be having A TON of fun!"
He then smiled viciously and said:
"And say to the Vritra Dragon who tries to frighten me with his cute killing intent that if he wants to die for a woman who doesn't love him. That I don't mind presenting his dickless body to his master HAHAHAHAHA!"
His weird doubled voice added to his mysteriousness, he slowly disappeared from sights, as Azazel face turned serious:
"Summon all the members of the Student Council and Occult Research club. We need to talk when they come back from the Underworld. "
'From where did such a freak even come from?'