500th Time Reborn, A World Only Known By Women: The Karma System

"Yes! Feed me! I am hungry!" I growled into her neck, tickling her with my scruffy facial hair and making her giggle.

"As you wish," Eliza said with a sly smile, and I grinned as she wiggled out of my arms and led Tallia and me to the dining room where Breya, Clair, Seraphina, Ashe, and Senna were already eating and talking.

Everyone looked up, and I stomped my foot on the ground a few times.

"Oh, you have come for a visit? Come to ruin another room?" Senna asked, and I rolled my eyes.

"No, I fell in one of your stink pits after Tallia blasted me out of the air with an oversized garden hose!" I complained as I sat down beside Claire, giving her a head pat as I did and then a peck on the cheek. "Hey, you!"

"I hope you aren't still mad about what I did to you before?" Claire asked, but I shook my head and then patted her head as all her golden eye stalks turned to look at me.

"Nah, I know where the blame lies, and I think Breya was madder about it," I laughed and tapped my foot on the floor one last time to cast my final spell. Two were already working, and the other two would activate the moment that she stood up.

"Oh? You still want more after all of that?" Senna asked from across the table, but I just smirked as her stomach rumbled loudly, and the smile fell off her face. "What did you do to me?!"

While I did mess with her guts, it wasn't like the normal tactic. No, this was going to get everyone, myself included, but the reactions that it would produce would be nothing short of priceless.

"Galio! Do not tell me you just gave her the shits!" Breya snapped, but I put up my hands as the gap between Senna's eyebrows slowly got smaller.

"No, nothing that bad, she is just going to have gas... I think you call them floofs, right?" I asked, but that was only part of the truth.

The first spell had been to give her bad gas, but the second had been to make that gas smell dramatically worse than normal and add a few other smells. Since Senna's farts would naturally smell good, I wasn't sure what was about to come out of her ass. The third had been to fuse the ass of her pants to the chair to keep her the center of attention for all the times she had made me do it.

The final spell was because everyone had been more than willing to go along with it, save for Eliza, but I had already placed a protection spell on her. The last spell was to lock all the doors and windows.

It was payback time!

"Well, this should be interesting," I said as the group waited in anticipation for what was to come.

A few moments later, everyone started to laugh and squirm as Senna's gas started to fill the room, filling it with a variety of smells, from roses to rotten eggs and even skunk spray. Everyone started to fan themselves in an attempt to clear the air, but it just got worse.

"Galio!" Breya shouted, and I grinned before standing up, "what did you do?! You can stop it now!"

"Brrrrr!" Went Senna's ass as she tried to get up from her chair, and then cried out as her ass screamed even louder than her.

Suddenly, every woman was up from the table but Eliza and me. She was giving Senna a confused and horrified look as Breya threw a chair at the window, but I had reinforced them, and the chair bounced off, making her turn and scream out in frustration.

"I will not be part of this foolishness!" Tallia snapped and then gestured for a portal, but nothing happened.

"Oh? So you were just going to run away, were you?" I asked, and the color drained from her face as she waved her hand a few more times.

"If you don't open a portal right-" Tallia demanded, but Senna's wails cut her off.

"I feel like I am going to... Ahhh!" Senna screamed as she farted so hard that she scared herself and tipped her chair over.

As I laughed hysterically, Claire came over to me with tears in all her eyes and pulled on my sleeve. "I promise never to play any more tricks on you again!" She cried but then screamed when Senna's ass cracked like thunder.

I stood up with a smile and looked around the room at everyone.

Breya, Seraphina, and Ashe were all trying to open the door while Eliza was sitting on the ground giggling beside Senna, patting her head. Tallia had a death glare on me, but it was all worth it.

I clapped my hands together, and all the windows and doors opened, making the three girls tumble back, and I removed the spells from Senna, but she stayed on the floor, clearly defeated.

"Well, now that the entertainment is done, I suppose it is time for us to get some real work done. I am going to talk to the races about food and see what resources they are willing to offer us," I said before sitting back down to finish up my breakfast.

"I will remember this, Cat God! Tallia growled and then waved for a portal, but nothing happened.

"I wanted to go for a walk," I said and stood up as the angels and vampires ran out of the room.

"Give me my goddess power back!" She snapped as I walked over to Senna and helped her back up.

"Do you think that we are now even?" I asked Senna, and she gave me a ghostly look and nodded.

"Yes, I think this is getting out of hand," Senna signed, and I gave her a hug and patted her head.

It was about time that this crazy game ended!